Weddings

So as most of you know, today was the royal wedding of Prince Something and Kate Middleton. I watched the very end of it when the prince kissed her twice in social studies. We then made two videos telling them "Ello! Congratulations! Go England!" in english accents of course. Her dress was okay, i really only saw the top half, but she's gorgeous anyway. So i was inspired by this event to talk about my hate of weddings.
People always say, weddings are sooo romantic. What is romantic about standing at the alter for an hour or so, not doing anything, and then makingout in front of your parents, and then having people throw rice at you? Sure, the first dance is cute, but what happens when you trip or step on their toes? And then you have to go around to everytable and say hi to everyone, even your annoying cousin Bob who doesn't shut up. Ever.
Not to mention its not much fun for the guest either. The service is boring, the kiss awkward, and the reception... Well, i personally hate dancing so that is probably part of why i hate receptions. The music is blasting, the seats are assigned, your shoes are killing you, and you have nothing to do. For hours. I'm sure many people have had good experiences at weddings, i just havent, and im not sure i will ever get over the trauma of sitting at a table, and not being able to hear yourself think, for hours on end. 
I guess it's not just specifically wedding receptions that i hate, it's more parties in general. For instance: I cried, or almost cried during every bat mitzvah party last year. The two baptism parties i've ever been to were a living hell, and of course so were all the weddings i've been to. Maybe it's because i dont know anyone, or all the people are over 80 years old, but somehow i have come to hate weddings. Maybe when it's mine my mind will be changes, but i've heard weddings are the most stressful thing known to man. 
ttfn 

Crazy People

hello,
i really don’t know what to say. The only reason I’m typing this is because I have to look busy in social studies. I already finished my story and I'm super bored. I’m listening to the song Crystal Ball by Keane. It’s actually really good. It’s probably my favorite song by them. I’m really sorry i haven’t updated in like two years or whatever but i haven’t had anything to say. My life has been pretty up in the air recently. Actually, it hasn't i just kind of wanted to use that expression. So, what happened while i was gone? Well, we had spring break, and a lot of things happened then but i know you've all heard about that, and i'm not about to tell the world about my life in complete detail, because honestly, i don't want to. I went to a dance. It sucked. Badly. Easter happened. That also sucked. Badly. Yesterday this crazy lady came to our science class to talk about her writing. All i remember from it is that she used the expression "damn straight". And that she writes childrens books. I also heard some high schoolers talking in the locker room saying she came to their assembly andd said "shit" about 20 times. And then started making all these weird accusation. I kind of wish i had been there. I love seeing teachers go all crazy. I wishh i had been in the class where are art teacher, Ms. C had gone crazy. I'm actually really happy she did go crazy though, because now we have this awesome art teacher. He is like my favorite teacher now. I decided i would write a lot just because i havent written anything in a while and you guys deserve something long. At tbs we have a lot of crazy teachers. I'm not trying to give the school bad publicity, but we have some pretty insane teachers. Most of them are in the arts feild which would probably explain a little, but still. These people are insane. I have pachelbel cannon stuck in my head right now, but not the pretty part, the annoying part. I'm sorry i'm being really random in this post but i'm writing what i'm thinking and my thoughts are ussuaslly pretty out of order. we had elections this week. I ran for president but i didnt win. The weirdest people won this yyear. I'm not saying i shouldve won nescessarily, but i think really weird people won. What else happened? Nothing really. The weather is nicer now, but you could figure that oout by walking outside. April is almost over, and i'm really excited for May. mainly because that means the school year is gonna be done REALLy soon. which i am really looking forward to. The stress is really getting to me. I dont know what else to say, and i figure this post is pretty long so i hope your happy. O and i wont gaurantee a post everyday (because face it thats not happening) but i will try to post more than once a month ok so bye.